Hmm…

“When life gives you lemons, spray them in life's face. Life won't give you anymore lemons.” -Not sure… Internet?
(I gave this example at some perky positivity class that we were forced to take with the counselor. I don't think she was very amused.)

“It is the very people who no one expects anything of who do the very things that no one can imagine.” -The Imitation Game

“I'm a photographic genius if I do say so myself! Alright then, get ready for the camera, smile, say ”Fuzzy Pickles“! *Camera lens flash*” ~The Photographer, EarthBound (MOTHER 2)

Sherlock Quotes:

Mycroft Holmes: My brother has the brain of a scientist or philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?
John Watson: I don't know.
Mycroft Holmes: Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.

Sherlock Holmes: Dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes. I can't find Bluebell anywhere!!! Please, please, please can you help?!?
John Watson: …Bluebell?
Sherlock Holmes: A rabbit, John! (JW nods) Ah, but there's more! Before Bluebell disappeared, it turned luminous, “like a fairy” according to little Kirsty. Next morning, it was gone! Hutch still locked, no sign of a forced entry. Ah, what am I saying? This is brilliant, phone Lestrade, tell him there's an escaped rabbit.
John Watson: Are you serious?
Sherlock Holmes: It's this, or Cluedo.

Okay, it's not exactly a quote, more like a scene. I've got more, though…

Okay, I'll try to stick to quotes.

“Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.”

“It's not rocket science, it's only quantum physics.”

“The Doctor lies.”

“But they say if you dream something more than once its sure to come true” ~Aurora, Sleeping Beauty

athelas wrote:

Okay, I'll try to stick to quotes.

“Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.”

“It's not rocket science, it's only quantum physics.”

“The Doctor lies.”

FINALLY DOCTOR WHO QUOTES!

eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

Okay, I'll try to stick to quotes.

“Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.”

“It's not rocket science, it's only quantum physics.”

“The Doctor lies.”

FINALLY DOCTOR WHO QUOTES!

Thanks! Couldn't contain myself; some of the best quotes are in there!

athelas wrote:

eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

Okay, I'll try to stick to quotes.

“Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.”

“It's not rocket science, it's only quantum physics.”

“The Doctor lies.”

FINALLY DOCTOR WHO QUOTES!

Thanks! Couldn't contain myself; some of the best quotes are in there!

when ever i'm at school and i randomly include a doctor who quote into something im saying, my non-whovian friends give me the weirdest looks and i give them the same reply every time…
“Doctor Who…”

“Yo guys stop posting fake quotes on the internet that people never actually said!”
~ Barack Obama, 1956

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eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

Okay, I'll try to stick to quotes.

“Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.”

“It's not rocket science, it's only quantum physics.”

“The Doctor lies.”

FINALLY DOCTOR WHO QUOTES!

Thanks! Couldn't contain myself; some of the best quotes are in there!

when ever i'm at school and i randomly include a doctor who quote into something im saying, my non-whovian friends give me the weirdest looks and i give them the same reply every time…
“Doctor Who…”

Don't worry; you are not alone. I get the same looks… and not just with Doctor Who…

“Sometimes strength has to bow down to wisdom, Percy.” - Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Thief.

“Don't call out in class.” - My Math Teacher

athelas wrote:

eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

Okay, I'll try to stick to quotes.

“Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.”

“It's not rocket science, it's only quantum physics.”

“The Doctor lies.”

FINALLY DOCTOR WHO QUOTES!

Thanks! Couldn't contain myself; some of the best quotes are in there!

when ever i'm at school and i randomly include a doctor who quote into something im saying, my non-whovian friends give me the weirdest looks and i give them the same reply every time…
“Doctor Who…”

Don't worry; you are not alone. I get the same looks… and not just with Doctor Who…

YANA!
and yeah same! All the other Fandoms have so many EPIC quotes!

The worst thing the devil ever did was convince everyone else he didn't exist. -Verbal in The Usual Suspects

Children starve to death while thousand dollar shoes scatter footprints on the moon's surface; we have laboured so long to build a heaven only to find it is populated with horrors. -The Comedian in The Watchmen

Don't talk out loud, you'll lower the IQ of the whole street. -Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock (BBC)

eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

eolhc1963 wrote:

athelas wrote:

Okay, I'll try to stick to quotes.

“Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.”

“It's not rocket science, it's only quantum physics.”

“The Doctor lies.”

FINALLY DOCTOR WHO QUOTES!

Thanks! Couldn't contain myself; some of the best quotes are in there!

when ever i'm at school and i randomly include a doctor who quote into something im saying, my non-whovian friends give me the weirdest looks and i give them the same reply every time…
“Doctor Who…”

Don't worry; you are not alone. I get the same looks… and not just with Doctor Who…

YANA!
and yeah same! All the other Fandoms have so many EPIC quotes!

Yeah, cool! I think so too.Some of my other favorites are from BBC Sherlock.

Mistyshade99 wrote:

“Sometimes strength has to bow down to wisdom, Percy.” - Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Thief.

“Don't call out in class.” - My Math Teacher

Thanks for reminding me of them! I almost forgot. The former is very good advice and the latter is quite funny.

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:

“Yo guys stop posting fake quotes on the internet that people never actually said!”
~ Barack Obama, 1956

Good one.

*Math teacher asks a question and there is an awkward silence because no one knows the answer*

“Don't look at me with that tone of voice”

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH