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- joefarebrother
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
I'll start off with the classic:
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
- DigiTechs
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
And then, there were those who understood ternary and thought it were a ternary joke.
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Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#
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Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#
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- joefarebrother
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
And those who thought it was a base 4 joke
And those who thought it was a base 5 joke
…
And those who thought it was a base n joke
And those who thought it was a base 5 joke
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And those who thought it was a base n joke
- jokebookservice1
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
How about this programming joke:
Two strings walk into a bar.And this one
The first string says “Can I have a befcghjkfdjtdfghjkjytfdfghjklkjff”
The second string says "Excuse my friend, (s)he isn't null terminated
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.Not strictly funny, but they are alright
The first one orders a pint.
The next, half a pint.
The next, a quarter of a pint.
The next, an eight of a pint.
….
Eventually, the barman places two pints, and says "You mathematicians, you just don't know your limits.
Last edited by jokebookservice1 (June 14, 2016 16:46:33)
- BKFighter
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
@BlazinIce commented a better version on my profile: I'll start off with the classic:
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
“There's 11 types of people: Ppl who understand binary, ppl who don't, and ppl who think they do and are still waiting for 8 others”
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- joefarebrother
- Scratcher
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Lol, I haven't heard that version before!@BlazinIce commented a better version on my profile: I'll start off with the classic:
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
“There's 11 types of people: Ppl who understand binary, ppl who don't, and ppl who think they do and are still waiting for 8 others”
- joefarebrother
- Scratcher
500+ posts
What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a pint.
The next, half a pint.
The next, a quarter of a pint.
The next, an eight of a pint.
….
Eventually, the barman places two pints, and says "You mathematicians, you just don't know you're limits.
I like the variant of that one involving a divergent geometric series:
Am infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a pint.
The next, two pints
The next, four pints
The next, eight pints
…
Eventually the bartender says “Right, you guys owe me a pint”
- jokebookservice1
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Gosh, that ones really goodAn infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a pint.
The next, half a pint.
The next, a quarter of a pint.
The next, an eight of a pint.
….
Eventually, the barman places two pints, and says "You mathematicians, you just don't know you're limits.
I like the variant of that one involving a divergent geometric series:
Am infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a pint.
The next, two pints
The next, four pints
The next, eight pints
…
Eventually the bartender says “Right, you guys owe me a pint”
- Icey29
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
http://cplusplusisforchumps.tech
Found this on Reddit. It is glorious.
Found this on Reddit. It is glorious.
Last edited by Icey29 (May 19, 2016 21:58:16)
- DrKat123
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Why did Microsoft sue Stallman?
Because they're tired of the open source GNUisance
*ba dumb tss*
Because they're tired of the open source GNUisance
*ba dumb tss*
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- Firedrake969
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Math is hard.
So is life.
Get over it.
So is life.
Get over it.
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- jokebookservice1
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Somebody had to say it, it was driving me crazy Math is hard.
So is life.
Get over it.
Last edited by jokebookservice1 (May 19, 2016 22:59:24)
- Jonathan50
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
http://cplusplusisforchumps.techSo true
Found this on Reddit. It is glorious.
Not yet a Knight of the Mu Calculus.
- DrKat123
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Why is bitwise operators very old?
Because they are wise and that means they must be old!
Because they are wise and that means they must be old!
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- bobbybee
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Real programmers write somewhat-ironic original jokes… in vim!
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- DrKat123
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Real programmers use emacs to write puns Real programmers write somewhat-ironic original jokes… in vim!
Last edited by DrKat123 (May 20, 2016 00:13:07)
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- BookOwl
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
LISP - Lots of Infuriating Superfluous Parentheses
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- DrKat123
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
At lisp that was funny LISP - Lots of Infuriating Superfluous Parentheses
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- bobbybee
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
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